Abstract
It is well documented that there are certain corporate, political and religious interests whose mission is to weaken part or all of science. For the foreseeable future, these powerful interests will continue their aggressive and well-funded campaigns to weaken science. This satirical essay answers the question, "What if what we are witnessing is the birth of a new epistemology – corporate science?" Corporate science will be the natural morphing of American pragmatism and American capitalism. Looking at an early adopter of corporate epistemology, the NeoGeoTheoThermal Theory Society, we get a glimpse of the future of science. In the future we can look to corporate science to lead the way in profitable scientific advancement. Unfettered by the scientific method, a credible peer review system, and the need to provide actual evidence for its theories, corporate science will surely be as profitable in the future as it is has been in the past.
Terence Thorne